The Darker Side Of The Moon

I'm really starting to hate this habit of mine: fixating on things that I don't like about a movie. "Transformers: Dark Of The Moon" was, by far, much better than "Revenge Of The Fallen" in my opinion. There seemed to be a better story line, even though there were many unanswered questions and a lot of things that don't make sense. I guess those are givens when its an all action with lots of damage and destruction flash and bang movie. It had probably one of the longest action scenes I've ever seen in my entire life and all I could think about was "hmm something not right there".

The very first thing that got to me was the American history lesson everyone had to go through before continuing with the movie. Let's think a little here, was there really a need for that whole recap of how Americans reached the moon before the USSR? Did they have to bring in the real astronauts to act in the movie as a commemoration? Couldn't they just skip to the part where they say "we kept it a secret". Shortly after the history lesson, we are introduced to the new female protagonist fan service maiden! What joy! We got to see her bum before her face! Eat your heart out Megan Fox! and too many unnecessary characters; "Deep Wang" being one of them. The boss at the umm- what was it? The yellow floor working place?

I was quite surprised to see vehicles other than American, even though they called them and I quote ''a piece of S%#@'', I don't know if its coincidence but it was a Japanese Datsun that was portrayed as a bad car to have. Interesting to see Maybach and Ferrari in the film; obviously plenty of product placement. It was pretty funny to see somehow, after the final battle was won, there ended up an American flag flying high and proud over the Autobots and the other soldiers.

Being a big Transformers fan from childhood, I was pretty disappointed with 'Revenge Of The Fallen' and was pleased that this sequel was not a repeat of that. I still feel like the first movie was the only one that was close to portraying the real theme of Transformers; don't get me wrong, if you enjoy an action movie, you should watch this one! Enjoy!

Summer Time! Now what?

The hot hazy weather of Dubai is reaching its peaks and surely is a sign of summer! June 21st marks the first day of summer and also the day with the most sunlight in the year! I think I'd rather stay indoors if that's the case. My mind keeps telling me that I shouldn't and that I have to get outside and get some exercise; not in this heat mate!

Living in Dubai, I come across this problem every summer; not knowing what to do. As I am of the many families that don't travel very much. I end up staying at home not knowing what exactly to do. I've always tried to get a summer job until a couple of years ago as my attempts have always failed. Tried thinking of getting some sort of exercise routine that involves swimming and stuff; how much can a person swim? Mall hopping is not an option. Its a problem I think many of our youths here have trouble with. Ultimately, I always end up at network cafes wasting my life on video gaming; very popular during the summer as you can spend lots of time indoors playing games with friends, but there's only so much a person can play.

It really is a predicament for me and my friends. Finding free ways to spend my time has been my goal this summer. I ended up finding a place to watch feature length International and Arab films, I found that the Abu Dhabi Film Festival was screening films at The Pavilion Downtown Dubai; What an opportunity! Then again, it only gets me through 2 hours of my day. Maybe I should check out the Dubai Summer Surprises.

Any suggestions?

Happy Summer, Everyone!

Green Lantern Sheds No Light

Another member of the Justice League gets a movie with this first attempt by Warner Brothers to make a DC comic into a 3D movie; too bad I didn't watch it in 3D. It was still a fun watch though, it made me kind of regret not watching it in 3D. With that said the story had A LOT of unanswered questions and loose ends.

First of all, what was the point of introducing the whole family earlier in the movie? Especially the nephew; it felt like he would be involved in the plot. Next was the antagonist or was he? I can't even remember his name! All I know is he developed a second chin, could read minds and move things at will because he got touched by yellow substance that was consuming him apparently; turns out that was the power of fear. Then, there was the question of what happens to the Yellow Ring that was forged by the guardians. They made a big deal out of it and I think many of the viewers were eager to see the power of that ring. Maybe I don't understand these things because I didn't read the comic? Well then that just makes it a bad script because it was catered only to fans of the comic.

CONSPIRACY ALERT: Notice when the physiologist/antagonist/parallax's human subject? was passing on a disk of information to the other scientist, the symbol on the disk was a triangle with an eye in the middle; very much like the 'all seeing eye' on the US dollar. This obviously suggests Freemasonry/Illuminati and the like. To give an object, which was useless to the plot in anyway, the amount of screen time it got was hard to understand except to believe they wanted to emphasize the symbol.

Am I really uninformed about the comic? Am I reading too much into this? Lemme know in the comments!

Evangelist Camp

As I was looking through a list of documentaries to watch, the words "Jesus Camp" appeared. I immediately thought this was a bible camp where kids go to learn about the bible during a summer camp. Little did I know that it wasn't quite what I was thinking. It was more of an Evangelical Camp aiming evangelical teachings at children.

Now bare in mind that what I'm about to write is not an attack against teaching children about your faith, it is the right of a family to do so, and I'm not questioning the aim and intentions of such camps, I'm just a bit lost at the method in which they are doing so. Also bare in mind that I sympathize with some of the values that were being upheld such as acting against abortion. I'm not even going to touch the 'fundamentalist' word because I feel its a misused word. The thing that didn't make sense to me was, where is everything else about Christianity that was supposed to be taught? Maybe it was a flaw in the documentary, but I honestly couldn't see anything Christian about the camp except that things were being done in a church or hall and that Jesus' name kept coming up. Calling on children to raise their hands and feel Jesus, or to break porcelain cups and plates with a hammer, or passing out fetus dolls for children to see, and then playing a rock concert with dancing and saying that its doing your work for god?

To me it seemed like everything good about life was thrown into the camp from dancing to music, swimming to dirt biking; and then in the end saying that all the fun you had was because youre praying to Jesus. One quote by one of the boys was "I began praying to god because I wanted more from life". Is this God worship or Life worship?

X-Men vs. WoMen!

Another weekend; Another movie. 'X-Men: First Class' was the movie to watch this weekend and as I didn't manage to watch 'Origins' I didn't know what to expect. I liked this one, I would say it was the best out of all five X-Men movies (despite not watching 'Origins'). I liked seeing the young Charles Xavier (Professor X) and Eric Lensherr (Magneto) and their contemporaries. It was surprising to see that the movie wasn't in 3D; it would've had more 3D than Pirates Of The Caribbean. Little mentions of certain characters and even the appearance of some were also nice to see. As I am always critical of movie content, I couldn't help but complain about certain things, one out of all was the fact that the movie had a sexist theme to it. I wondered if people were actually noticing.

Am I the only one that noticed the fact that every single major female character undressed herself in the movie? Think about it; Mystique in bed and after, Frost for the Russian General, Moira in the Vegas scene, Angel and all the other strippers. Why did they all have to undress? Every single one of them? To achieve their goals? Doesn't that portray a message subconsciously? Isn't that sexist? or is that the American version female empowerment? Well, Moira did say she was "using the tools the CIA never gave me". Another scene to add to that is the final scene after Moira was caused to forget the events prior to her final debriefing. She could only remember 'a kiss' and the cheif stated "this is why women shouldn't be in the CIA".

Isn't America and The West supposed to be the champions of women's rights and equality? If their idea of that is for every woman to think that using their body in order to achieve things is ok, then isn't that contradictory to the idea of empowering women? It was like they were trying to push the sexual aspect of the movie all the way down to the female Manikins being used for target practice. You could clearly see the curvature of private parts and emphasis of camera on the 'bust'. Is it just me being a man? Or did they intentionally place that for me to notice?

I know I keep bringing up Movie Brainwashing but seriously, what was all that about in the movie? Other than that I think the movie was good to watch.